Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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why hard exit editor? Nano say at bottom. (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Skullgrid@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.

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Propaganda knows no bounds (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Shipping a button in 2026… (youtu.be)
submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Postman Strikes Again (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by dhruv3006@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Postman teams plan no longer free.

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Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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French programmers be like: (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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~~For all I care this is the funniest joke I've ever told~~

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Convincing (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 days ago by perishthethought@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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(The meme's author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

From: https://terra.incognita.net/@RainofTerra/116168632108345829

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We'll be launching soon (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by carrylex@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Context

PS: GitHub didn't like this business strategy that much as they simply deleted that account.

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Pride Versioning (infosec.pub)
submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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What is this "Contributing"? (infosec.pub)
submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Means to deceive (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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The Enshittificator (eupolicy.social)
submitted 1 week ago by recursive_recursion@piefed.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64497109

Source: https://eupolicy.social/@finnmyrstad/116141082378515849

❓️Have you noticed that digital products and services are getting worse? So have we!

➡️We have published a report about enshittification, on how and why digital products and services keep getting worse - and how we can turn the trend (hint: open tech, enforcement, public policy++)

Obviously @pluralistic is a big inspiration and help in this work.

More than 80 groups in Europe and the US has joined in a call to action.

More here: www.forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree

Enjoy this short film!

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Can you code with no digits? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
7 comments fedilink
 
 

It's still an experimental work in progress. At least I got the day of the week right this time!

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AI slop repository with 8k stars on Github that doesn't even compile (github.com)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Surprisingly accurate metaphor, for those who know the show. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 week ago by recursive_recursion@piefed.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/59816246

Means to deceive

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What do programmers and dentists have in common? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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(See comments for the punchline)

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ultra casual (feddit.org)
submitted 1 week ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
submitted 1 week ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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uhn 🥺 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KJ63PQJVH2MH1F87B0K4VW9T

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Good job Docker! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 week ago by bobo@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Did they start vibing as well?

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Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow (feddit.org)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by bricked@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
78 comments fedilink
 
 

A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads "Happy 17th Birthday"

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So simple! (ani.social)
submitted 1 week ago by recursive_recursion@piefed.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
4 comments fedilink
 
 

cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/28036573

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backups (programming.dev)
submitted 1 week ago by andioop@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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