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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 394 points 6 months ago (174 children)

Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who'll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.

Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (159 children)

You want the ones who’ll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.

This guy knows his junkies.

There's a slight but very crucial difference.

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