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Interviews as seen by HR and the candidate (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 135 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ, yes, I am a comfort hunter. You think I get up at the ass crack of dawn every day for fun? You think I want to push buttons on a computer all day because I'm just weirdly into it?

No! I do this shit because I have to!

Fucking hell. I've already accepted that I have to make your company money if I want to live in a house. For the love of all that is good in this world, PLEASE do not make me pretend to like it. I'm already weirded out that you're so into it.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Making you pretend to like it is HR's kink.

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