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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes (boingboing.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago (12 children)

The hero we need.

[–] aegis_sum@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (11 children)

The gyro we need.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 3 months ago (10 children)

A large sandwich\sub is literally known as a "hero" sandwich. Why would you try to take that perfection away to go for "gyro" , that is neither pronounced the same, or is a similar sandwich?

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

adjust nerd glasses technically speaking...the greek word gyro is pronounced "eeer-o" so its not that far off from "here-o"

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