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You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In before all life going extinct due to a massive drought.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What would happen if I wore my rain boots (it always rains where they are worn) and held this umbrella?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

But then you have no need for the umbrella if it's not raining. It just becomes dead weight.