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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Guy who sells rockets proposes launching a million satellites"

He's a grifting idiot. He cant even get self driving cars working. Until he finishes that work he should sit in the corner with a dunce hat on and leave the talking to people who arent failures.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol self-driving cars? Tesla is still struggling with designing a door that doesn't result in people frequently burning to death when their Tesla spontaneously combusts, when this wasn't even a problem for most vehicles.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

agreed. People like to paint Musk as a technical genius but he's really just a half assed product guy. Asking twitter devs to print out all their work showed pretty well that he has no idea how software works.