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I have a work phone and a personal phone..
I have a work phone, a personal phone, one for my drug deals, one each for my 3 mistresses and a Nokia 3210 for playing Snake.
How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???
Hands and arms get tired, so it's always good to have options.
Then again, at that point you should just be poly and not lie to your partners. Much easier that way.
Going to second then poly thing. Gotta save money where possibly in this economy.
100%
During the pandemic, I bought a house with my wife and girlfriend because it's somewhat cheaper to pay a mortgage and all utilities vs 2 rents and the utilities not covered by the building (plus dealing with bullshit landlords that fuck around with serious shit like bedbugs)
Must be with one of those medieval battering rams, hence the three operators.
I use a spare phone for all the BS apps which you are bullied to get
if you use a google pixel with grapheneos, you can have multiple profiles that work similar enough to having multiple phones, with apps in each profile only being able to see what's happening in that one profile, and if you close a profile every app in that profile is stopped completely
I really want to put graphene on my 8, but I can't risk not having my banking apps...
if for some reason your bank apps require google play, you can have that in the other profile and they work just fine
You can even access two profiles at the same time by using a "private space"
I mean, I can just download multiple digital sim cards and tell the phone which one(s) to use. No need for a new profile
I have thought about doing that. Do you use one for all your business apps?