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I've seen that one a few times but I think my favorite variation is "Tell your cat I said pspspspspsps"
Bro i hate that, i have four cats and none of them respond to pspspspps, that's tje sound parents make when they want their human children to pee, it doesn't do shit for cats
Fucking finally! I grew up using an aggressive psssst as a his noise to tell cats to stop doing that, so to me it sounds like you're either doing that a lot or chasing a cat with a squirtgun. I've always clicked my tongue for their attention but I don't know how to spell that.
My favorite is "tell your cow I said moo"