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Anon gets laid (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Referring to bases at all is a virgin thing. I don't think I've ever heard an adult use them. Once you've had sex, the "bases" just become different types of foreplay, or "hook ups" where the details are nobody else's business.