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Hah, nice. But I think it's defense.
Both spellings are correct.
Defence is the original British spelling.
Defense is the Websterized American spelling.
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/defence?q=Defence
“Gray” is American English and “Grey” is proper English.
Same thing with “color” and “colour” OR “school” and “shooting range”.
Damn! 😅 that took a turn
I had help turning it from the NRA. It was easy.
It can be either, it's a regional difference.