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submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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There's been a lot on my plate lately...

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Both spellings are correct.

Defence is the original British spelling.

Defense is the Websterized American spelling.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

“Gray” is American English and “Grey” is proper English.

Same thing with “color” and “colour” OR “school” and “shooting range”.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn! 😅 that took a turn

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

I had help turning it from the NRA. It was easy.