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The Bears getting a 1st down should be illegal lol

The Bears offense forgets to function as soon as it hits midfield

down to a 2-score lead

Anyone with Santos in fantasy is happy af rn

I was hoping for a miss for maximum sicko football points (no offense Bears fans)

This game is really a match up of a resistible force vs a moveable object lmao 🤣

The flinch false start is the stupidest thing in all of football. Man BARELY moved.

A special team off

Eberflus has real dentist who goes safari hunting energy

Those nuggets are probably the size of my pinky toe for foh neighnty neighn

Think how much more interesting this game would be if we extended both endzones forward by 20 yards.

A 60 yard field of play feels much more manageable.

Hey Al, did ya notice how he failed to down that FG inside the 20, kicked it thru the end zone, bad play.

I've given Hurts alot of shit this season for bailing on a clean pocket but this Bagent takes it to the next fucking level good lord.

Kid runs negative 10 yards in about .004 seconds.

Bagent is intriguing enough to guarantee him an open competition with the rookie. Please give them a good coaching staff next year & trade Fields

I really took a bunch of overs on Bears passing yards. It’s time to call one of those gamblers anonymous numbers

AWS runs a trillion simulation to predict the most deeply upsetting batch of Thursday night football games

Hahahahahhaahahhaha no way we’re showing 1965 bears highlights

That's mad cool to have been there, too bad AL Michaels doesn't sound too thrilled about it.

CAUGHT

Did I see something or did Bagent just take a fat lil ripski right there on that closeup

everyone was open

AL SAID BACK IN MY DAY THE HOT DOGS WERE GOOD

MIKE STRONG. BEARS WEAK

What a throw

I really don’t think this game is as bad as some people think it is. It’s not great so far but pretty average so far, we have 2 drives that got points, plenty of first downs.

WOW NOT FLASHES ITS LIKE HOT FLASHES BUT NOT GUYS ITS FUNNY GET IT

Nice kick Cairo! I love when a kicker gets backed up and nails the kick just as much if not better than the previous kick

Al Micheals is a boner killer. Reading teleprompter news.

This all ends with a Kardashian-style show about the Sanders family, doesn’t it?

That false start is going to get someone a win in fantasy football this week

What would have been 4 points for the initial field goal turns into 5 points

Dammit, now I can’t pay my rent because I bet on a 9 point under ^^^/s

Why score your points on offense when you could score them on special teams?

Cairo told Cody to false start on purpose just to make the field goal longer because he thought 49 yards was too easy

Holy shit I thought he was joking???!!!

Hey guys, I’m starting to suspect Bagent went to a DII school

HELL YEAH THE 1958 HIGHLIGHTS. Nothing better than that

nice throw there by bryce

Who the hell is this WR lmao

Sexy play action pass.

Wow, we're actually going to fucking lose this aren't we?

Al is more emotionally invested in a 1958 game than he has been anything for 2 years

Best Panthers receiver!

That was a beautiful throw

Ooof that was pretty

See what happens when Bryce actually gets time to throw?

Ok that was a fucking beautiful pass

I thought he was just making an old dad joke but he was serious lmao

He’s that old? Seriously?

That was half a second away from a pick 6

People being way too hard on Young because of Stroud's success. Good QBs start out like Bryce has 98% of the time. A QB being as good as Stroud their first year is almost unheard of.