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And that’s basically it!
All these fascists are such little weeny piss babies.
And all the alpha bros look up to them, how embarrassing.
He could also use a plethysmograph to see which male staff likes him.
NB: Polygraphs are a hilarious pseudo-science just slightly above palm reading and astrology.
Dudes a meth head
A more accurate testing would be to hold his portrait and look for visible signs of disgust
I'm short, but my cock is huge! Compared to my pinky 😩
should polygraph about his crazy eyes.
These LIARS are being mean about me!
- Joseph Stalin
Once again, this isn’t a nottheonion because it’s completely plausible when I read the headline. I think this onion concept may by dead because real life is so fucking dumb
What a damned candy ass lol