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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 232 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, no - It's because it's mechahitler that this contract is now in place.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 115 points 4 days ago (4 children)

And all the pentagons info is compromised…

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks "ooh we should hire it!"

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Trump is letting the baby have its bottle. that's all this is. hand him a cookie every now and again so he stops crying. The administration is treating Musk like a toddler.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That doesn't make sense. The US government doesn't have to treat musk at all.

It's quid pro quo. The only question is what for

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 54 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh I can't wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

We don't use O rings because there's no 'O' in "Hitler"

[–] Cuboos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

I understood that reference.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

[–] IllNess@infosec.pub 32 points 4 days ago

That's why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 76 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I've seen this movie.

"The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug ~~Skynet~~ Grok in."

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

~~Grok~~ Mechahitler.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought about this movie

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Elon thinks he's Tony Stark when he's clearly Justin Hammer.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!

/S. Seriously, the bastard wasn't competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here's hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler

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[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Living outside the US I'm not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon's incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I'm... I don't know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should be more terrified. And also more glad

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

MechaHitler will be right at home

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I for one am celebrating the Trump administration's commitment to ending US military hegemony.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

go figure the us military is infested with AI from grok, and palintir.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The UN should consider nuking this.. this … whatever it is that is left of the USA to Kingdom Come.

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I identify strongly with the frustration in this sentiment.

But you do realise the US is the foremost nuclear power in the world? Right?

That's why the world should have done anything and everything possible to keep US from falling into fascist hands. But now it's too late.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?

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oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg.... what a surprise this world is

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago

Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I'm guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I'm also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon's egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

See?! I knew Elon and his main minion Trump were playfighting.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

he was trying to force more contracts out of him, it was a show. he doesnt want the files released anymore than trump is, hes on it as well.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–] trailee@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.

What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 4 days ago

There's the grift.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself"

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[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

On the plus side, the first thing it's gonna do is nuke Israel

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