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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I know of a BBQ joint that is their slogan

[–] supermurs@kbin.earth 13 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny, secondary horn.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] supermurs@kbin.earth 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

So does putting some in your south mouth.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It's not new lol

It'd also been called the vertical smile.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I've 100% heard that 2nd one but never have I ever heard south mouth and I fucking love it

Also can be used for anything down there

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Site News:

December 12, 2005

I'm impressed that the site is still up almost 20 years later.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

I love it! 😄

(The comic and the song, not vagina dentata itself 😁)

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well boy do I have a horror film for you....

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah its mst3k level of bad. Fun to watch drunk though.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Should have told me 6 years ago when I still drank 😄

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I meant was Splice the something better.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Ah. I honestly don't remember 🤷

Do you not brush?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My partner's been using it for 20 years.

Oh shit...is this how I find out she's a time traveler?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She always knew you'd find out.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ow my brain.

[–] grrk@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is some crazy color coordination for me.

I think it's a sign to put some south in my south-mouth? I'm too high to decipher this message from the universe

P.s - nice username, Gork

[–] percent@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago

That reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

S O U T H M O U T H

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, I read it as “put some south in your mouth”

And I was like, damn southerners are stinky

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's what it's supposed to say but we've all Don't Dead Open Insided it

[–] foo@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

Does Lemmy have a dontdeadopeninside? If not, maybe it's time for /c/southmouth?

[–] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...darling it's better down where it's wetter...

take it from me

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him "South."

"Put some South in yo mouth!" was his constant catchphrase.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe these are his signs

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well don't put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You're just suffering from an ear infucktion.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Feel good from Mouth to South!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Southern rap lyric

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

TBF, quite a lot of really good food originated in poverty. You don't have a lot of quality ingredients, so you spend generations finding ways to make shit food taste better on the cheap.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed