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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 166 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

This image makes me so happy lol

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 26 points 2 months ago

I fucking love this picture

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It'd be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor's note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor's note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ezekiel?! That name fuckin' sucks!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck you, Tony!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 2 months ago
[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Right...

After...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 23 points 2 months ago

Do you mean you haven't checked before this?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why search again, is there new stuff?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I posted last night, the good futa shit

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

with telescopic schlong?🥺

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 months ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see no sign of renunciation.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

finds mercy

Overwatch R34 reference!!!1!!

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They really ripped her 3D model?

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If something exists then there is porn of it on the internet.

Yes, even that thing.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

soo i just have to type rule 34 in front of what i want and i will get it ? are there other rules ?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Safe search needs to be off and it is strongly recommended not to have anyone else in the room.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

it doesn't appear on duckduckgo for me, I have to manually type in the address

... hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't know ...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

And have an eye bleach picture ready

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

here's how to make it embed!
open that link, right click the gif and press the copy link button

now you have the link to the .gif file itself https://media1.tenor.com/m/o9LVlAwNm1IAAAAd/rayan-goslin.gif

now do

![](LINK HERE)

have fun :)

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Why would there be other rules?

[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Don't look up Scooby doo Edit: both a warning and a reminder

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

Velma wearing baggy sweaters censorship!

[–] derry@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Oh sweet summer child, once you know there's no going back. You sure you want to know?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you should google it.

rule 34 alf

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fucking hate you for the shit I just saw.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

I am pretty sure being aroused isn't a sin.

Now if he was jizzing his pants...

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I know what it means

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago