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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

It's probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 21 points 4 weeks ago

I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

2.4Ghz wireless.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

And once it's sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

That's the neat part. If you have snakes indoors somewhere, it's probably because you already have mice. Mr. nope-noodle there is just taking up residence at the buffet.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 19 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe just let it REST?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I'll make sure to get rid of that python!

import shutil
import win32api
shutil.rmtree('C:', ignore_errors=True)
win32api.InitiateSystemShutdown()

notecode is human generated, cage free, "humanely" produced

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I only use pasture raised software, cage free just doesn't satisfy my itch for moral superiority.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Must have left some ports open

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 4 weeks ago

I have a ton of python experience.

Uhm...

Lemon curry?

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure that's not a python.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

You need a python expert with experience in not-breaking-stuff.