I can still eat a medium pizza to myself. A friend I have split a large pizza, with our own appetizers.
I have been accused of having 2 hollow legs and a tapeworm, repeatedly. Not in separate incidents either.
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Give unto me your power. and also your pizza. I am hungry.
Leave my god damn pizza alone if you know what's good for you.
I was told we only get one metabolism, and it isn't swapable for non-OEM models. Sorry, but your only option is a full overhaul...
My body realized that I can't afford as much food anymore so it adapted
More like “Me eating one slice of pizza now as I get older and my lactose intolerance worsens: TIME TO SHIT THE TOILET IN HALF AND REPAINT THE BATHROOM WALLS”
Whoa, I don't remember Kylo Ren saying that
I may have downloaded a German porn version of Star Wars. Everyone else reacted as poorly as I did online so idk I thought everyone’s was like that.
I found the lactose intolerance slightly lessened recently by eating probiotics.
My normal attempts of telling my guts I am in charge of what we eat did not pan out. As much as I tried.
Like yogurt n shit?
Yes.
I’m going to try that.
I can still put away a whole pizza by myself, but I feel it now.
Still remember being 16 years old and ordering pizza while hanging out with a friend. There were several "buy one get another one free" promotions so we ended up with 2 family pizzas and two medium ones. I ate a full family pizza and half of the medium size. For a few moments life was good but then it hit me. I could barely walk and my friend had to help me get to a cab to get home. Thought I was gonna die but ended up naping for 5 hours and was only able to eat again the next day