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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 29 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to nut every day so you don't have to.

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine telling your partner you can't have sex for an entire month because you're doing an internet trend LOL

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 35 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don't hear from me on December 1st, I'm probably still Nuttin'

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”

This guy: “Nuttin’”

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Very bold of you to assume that I am married

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Later, "Honey, why is the drain clogged?"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy....

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I practice Ninety Nuts November.

Haven't had a year where I missed my quota yet!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Remember to stay hydrated

I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

No.

I live my life without asking the internet what to do. Strange i know.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.

Dammit, I failed that one too already.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What?

Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah they make you ashamed of jerking off to porn and then exploit it

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ughhh not this stupid reddit shit again

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!"

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I thought it was Nothing but Nut November

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm on estrogen so I am medically required to 'use' it like 2x a week lol

tbh i probs should use it every day but without your body giving pleasure chemicals it fucking suuuuckkkks

[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried Wellbutrin/bupropion in addition? It fixed that right up for me.

[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting, didn't knew it existed.

But uhmm so far Sertraline has been great except for that side effect and will have to wait around 2 months so withdrawal symptoms stop and start testing Bupropion. But would like to see what is like having dopamine increased instead of serotonin 🤔

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, bupropion is a different class of drugs that is often given in conjunction with an SSRI for the purpose of combating side effects like that.

Obviously, ask your doctor, don't take medical advice from an internet stranger. But it's not a one or the other thing.

[–] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see, I'm excited now knowing I could take something else besides Sertraline that can make my life better

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Well hopefully it can help. The combination has helped me. I think. It's honestly hard to even tell anymore, but I do know my dick works so there's that.