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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This puts a spin on the article (which, admittedly, could have its own spin), that smells disingenuous.

She wasn't saying "yeah, those bozos will be fine in our shoddy bots run down grannies on the crosswalk", in a mask-off moment. The article was saying Waymo expects someone will be fatally struck by one of their vehicles eventually, but society will have accepted (Waymo's) driverless cars enough by then that it won't break the company. "They'll see Waymo is so much safer than normal drivers even if it still does cause some accidents." type shit.

It's still wishful corpo-speak but there's no reason to mislead.

Edit: I understand that it is the headline of the article itself but we should do better than regurgitating and echoing clickbait titles.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Hopefully one of the AI-touting CEOs first.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

On Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

CEOs are generally heartless asshats.

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

fucking what?

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

tesla already beats them there, in the testing department.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

We can always make it not so voluntary.

[–] yogurt@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Instead of running a red light or hitting a pole self-driving cars drive full speed under a trailer and decapitate everybody, or someone falls against the car and it detects an accident and decides to pull over and slooowly runs over the person and drags them down the street ignoring all the screaming. The kind of accidents society is desensitized to are the ones they taught the car how to avoid, the fucked up shit where somebody gets hydraulically pressed to death in slow motion while 15 people film it on their phones is what Waymo is going to do.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Atleast with the running over pedestrian scenario, I would think the passengers have a manual way to interrupt program logic/stop.

Also, you'd best believe truck decapitations happened a lot without self driving, enough to mandate that trailers have those guardrails below their unloading doors.

[–] glisse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The dragging incident actually happened in 2024 with a different self-driving car company (Cruise by General Motors) https://www.ktvu.com/news/cruise-fined-500000-filing-false-report-about-driverless-car-dragging-pedestrian.amp They tried to cover it up too. By the end of that year, GM had stopped funding Cruise and driverless taxis, and is now focusing only on driver-assist features.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yeah, they had to change things, the person was hit by a human driver and flung in the self driving cars path and the human driver drove off. The self driving car didn't know what to do and dragged the body to the side of the road basically. None of these incidents took place by a Waymo vehicle though. Waymo has had to shoulder the shit that Tesla and other companies have put out. GM as you said making that "mistake".

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I really dont know why there arent big E stop buttons like on every other large piece of equipment that can severely harm you

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Im assuming they wanted to avoid having people get hit from behind when stopped in the middle of the road, hence the whole auto pull over thing.

But yeah they should still have a kill switch, maybe make it activate the slow and pull over protocol above a certain speed, or dead stop if operating at a slow speed?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Amazing how far the US will go to not use rail and maintain dependency on cars.... just wow.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

developing the fast rail system, at least in california, it was blocked by musk and the gop(elaine chao in trumps 1st term, mitch mcconells wife). cali never tried again.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 hours ago

We will make the most complex convoluted contrivances before laying down steel and locomotives. Funny part I always liked about the I, Robot movie. No, we didn't have public transport, everyone just has self-driving cars on roads controlled by a centralized AI.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Society wasn't even ready for a waymo to kill a cat

[–] verdi@feddit.org 28 points 19 hours ago

I think society is ready and eager for CEOs to be hunted like animals, as the United Healthcare case showed.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bold to say that openly. Will be used in court later.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

"Knew or should have known"

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

At some point we have to accept vehicular deaths given how car-centric our society is and how distracted and unsafe a lot of drivers have become.

Normal taxi drivers kill people.

Normal truck drivers kill people.

Normal home to work drivers kill people.

If a robotic taxi can lower the taxi category of accidents by 91% across the board, including death rates, then that's a positive improvement to society any way you slice it. Not saying it isn't a horrifying dystopian world we're potentially building, but at the moment, given the numbers, it would be 91% safer in that category.

The ultimate solution is to shift towards more public transit options in general, and away from individual vehicular transport. Not only is it a massive burden to the environment, but it's a massive cost burden to the individuals and society as a whole.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

yeah… very much public health attitude

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Fine, but if I kill someone with a car I would expect consequences. If their car kills somebody, they are held responsible. They pay, and if they are at fault, it is a criminal matter.

I suspect this ceo isn't saying 'the public is ready for our cars to kill someone, and we don't suffer any consequences, because they seem to be cool with some of them being killed so that we can profit.'

Mind you, look at how many people Musk's cars are killing (including quite a few burned alive) and he suffers no consequences so fuck it. Just keep your capitalist, corporatist, and car culture over there, thanks.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, the consequences should be severe.

With that said, airlines kill people and all it chiefly results in is a fine to act as a disbursement to the families.

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[–] hammertime@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

Watch “Upload” on prime. Literally about this.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If a robotic taxi can lower the taxi category of accidents by 91% across the board, including death rates, then that’s a positive improvement to society any way you slice it. Not saying it isn’t a horrifying dystopian world we’re potentially building, but at the moment, given the numbers, it would be 91% safer in that category.

You need to prove this number. Looking at the behavior of current driverless cars, the software is still shit, and nothing has reached Level 5 Autonomous Driving. There are too many edge cases, and conflicting behavior points. Navigating a world of humans driving in different ways with complex urban and rural streets is a very very messy affair.

Hell, nobody in the space can even answer this simple question correctly: If the speed limit is 55 MPH on the highway, and everybody is going 65 MPH, and we know that the delta of speed is what kills people in highway car accidents, what speed does the driverless car use?

(Hint: the correct answer is not 55.)

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

i think people are much worse drivers than you think they are… you just hear about every self driving accident because it’s newsworthy right now

apparently

Self-driving cars are more than twice as likely to be involved in an accident compared to human-driven cars, but some studies suggest they are considerably less injurious (and fatal) than human-operated vehicle crashes.

https://financebuzz.com/self-driving-car-statistics-2025

not a primary source, but their data seems to be from the NHSTA

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

She means the political environment is so supportive of corporate wants and desires, that when they start pushing more aggressive (pun intended) changes to the self driving software, she expects it will kill someone. And that is progress in her mind.

Its the political world in a nutshell. The powerful want to do something to improve the quality of their own lives, at the expense of everyone around them.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Not that odd. Death by car is easily accepted by society. They are "accidents" and a "necessary evil" for society to function.

There's around a million people dying from cars every year and we just shrug and normalize them. Human or not, we just have to have cars and "accidents" are just that.

According to the World Health Organization (WHO), road traffic injuries caused an estimated 1.35 million deaths worldwide in 2016. That is, one person is killed every 26 seconds on average.

Nobody cares about cars killing people and animals. So she's probably right.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

More so when you take her actual statement in context: that they're actually reducing deaths by being safer. The comments on lemmy are turning out to be just as biased and ungrounded in reality as they were on Reddit.

Waymo robotaxis are so safe that, according to the company’s data, its driverless vehicles are involved in 91 percent fewer crashes compared to human-operated vehicles.

And yet the the company is bracing for the first time when a Waymo does kill somebody — a moment its CEO says society will accept, in exchange for access to its relatively safer driverless cars.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

However I'm pretty sure that a standard transit system not made up of single cars that can only transport one or two person at a time and spy on them is also much safer.

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[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

There’s around a million people dying from cars every year and we just shrug and normalize them. Human or not, we just have to have cars and “accidents” are just that.

The difference is accountability. If a human kills another human because of a car accident, they are liable, even criminally liable, given the right circumstances. If a driverless car kills another human because of a car accident, you're presented with a lose-lose scenario, depending on the legal implementation:

  1. If the car manufacturer says that somebody must be behind the wheel, even though the car is doing all of the driving, the person is suddenly liable for the accident. They are expected to just sit there and watch for a potential accident, but the behavior of what an AI model will do is undefined. Is the model going to stop in front of that passenger as expected? How long do they wait to see before they take back control? It's not like cruise control, a feature that only controls part of the car, where they know exactly how it behaves and when to take back control. It's the equivalent of asking a person to watch a panel with a single red light for an hour, and push a button as fast as possible when it blinks for a half-second.

  2. If the model is truly driverless (like these taxis), then NOBODY is liable for the accident. The company behind it might get sued, or might end up in a class-action lawsuit, but there is no criminal liability, and none of these lawsuits will result in enough financial impact to facilitate change. The companies have no incentive to fix their software, and will continue to parrot this shitty line about how it's somehow better than humans at driving, despite these easily hackable scenarios and zero accountability.

Humans have an incentive to not kill people, since nobody wants to have that on their conscience, and nobody wants to go to prison over it.

Corporations don't. In fact, they have an incentive to kill people over profits, if the choice presents itself!

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[–] mech@feddit.org 188 points 1 day ago (18 children)

one passed a stopped school bus that was unloading kids in Atlanta. That’s a violation that normally garners $1,000 fine and a court hearing, but nothing was issued to the company.

“These cars don’t have a driver, so we’re really going to have to rethink who’s responsible,” said Georgia state Representative Clint Crowe to Atlanta news station, KGW8.

No? The company has a mail address. Send them the notice and summons to court, just like you would for the owner of a regular vehicle.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 91 points 1 day ago

When it's time for money: COMPANIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

When it's time for punishment: but you can't hold a company responsible, it's not just one person.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

She's just being a good CEO. When GM killed 124 people over an ignition part, they just ended the company and called the new company "the new GM". And while the Chevy Cruze was getting all that press over killing people, sales increased. Because America. Y'all are difficult to underestimate.

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I feel like most of the comments in here didn't even bother reading the article before grabbing the pitchforks.

Waymo robotaxis are so safe that, according to the company’s data, its driverless vehicles are involved in 91 percent fewer crashes compared to human-operated vehicles.

And yet the the company is bracing for the first time when a Waymo does kill somebody — a moment its CEO says society will accept, in exchange for access to its relatively safer driverless cars.

In context, without the clickbait headline, that's a really reasonable take. They accept that statistically, they're safer but due to large numbers and randomness a fatality will eventually happen. And logically, it's preferable to the alternative of many fatalities happening.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

I think the reaction here means that the CEO is wrong. People care more about revenge and punishment than about harm reduction. They prefer more deaths on the road as long as it's humans doing the killing, because we can put them in jail.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Public transit is safer than your insanely expensive individualized transit solution.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It probably happened already and they're trying to get ahead of the news.

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[–] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Depends who they're offering to kill tbh

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