Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"Mmmm, bar tender!"

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I've heard it as

"Is the bar tender here today?"

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 days ago

Hahaha, fine dammit, have my upvote

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This is the first in a long time that actually made me wince.

Good work.