Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.
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People with big mouths (like me, I have a big mouth) eat hotdogs in bites that span left to right, and top to bottom along (approximately) a plane that lies perpendicular to the axis along which the hotdog was extruded. With this approach, the condiments merely have to run the length of the hotdog (or just the bun if you dislike messy eating) in order for them to participate in every bite.
Only small mouth dweebs that can't fit a wide, juicy frank into their mouth when they're gobbling down a... Nevermind, I think I got sidetracked.
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
I'm confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
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I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it's assembled.
I kid of course, that's dangerously close to spices and you can't put spices on hot dog meat.
I actually prefer putting the stuff on the bun under the hotdog.
Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that's exactly how I do a dog.
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They only do zhe lazy way here (press hole in bun, add sauce, add sausage) so you have non-absorbent bread and sauce only in the bottom, making a mess once you're half through.
That sounds equally inefficient. I'm sorry that you have to put up with such uncultured swine.
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
What do you do? Slide them straight down your gullet and eat the bread separate like Kobayashi?
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
Ok, so you got a glizzy between your cheeks and then what. Wait for it to hatch?
No, I put Wendy's training video "Hot Drinks" on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
I don't. I barbequeue.
Good God, my apologies!
That's what I thought.
I admire the direct approach.
Seems like it would save everyone some time
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