this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

OhmanthatsthatolddevilslettucemanwooootellyouwhathuhhuhirolledmeabigolbluntoncemanbutdadgumthangwaslacedwithacidmandangolLSDmantellyouhhwhatthoughtiwasadadgumtadpolebeinchasedbybigolalligatorsnappinturtleforthreewholedaysmanhuhhuhthatwassomegoodweedtellyouhhwhat

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

boomhauer - rap god

[Dale Gribble] Lyrics comin' at ya at super sonic speed

[Boomhauer] Uh, summa, lumma, dooma, I’m a dang ol' human, man Boy, I tell ya what, I get a goddang superhuman Innovative and I'm made of dang ol' rubber So anything you say is ricocheting back at you, man Devastating more than ever demonstrating How to get a dang ol' audience Of feelin' like it's levitating Faded like a farmer’s tan, man, I tell you what Haters gettin worked up, complain hot like propane Boomhauer spittin' them facts man Spittin' them rhymes like a dang ol' tornado Jib-jabber like it just ain’t no thang Why be a god and not a dang ol' king?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Man I tell you hwhat wit da got dang green fresh dry wit quality, an I mean quality, paper whooo ya know wat I'm sayin, man?

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Home is where you make it.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That joint ain't lasting that long unless you soak it in honey and let it harden in the freezer. Now that's a long lasting joint

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me that doesn’t work. Someone tell this person to tell me that doesn’t work. I have been watching MASH the last three days and I know a lot. Does that work though?

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Unfortunately it does and it also makes it delicious

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

Bass solo