What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
691 points (97.9% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
35793 readers
4003 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway... Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.
Very important step you missed: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.
load more comments
(1 replies)
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I'm not your parent, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You should have fucked the 20 and 19 year olds to establish dominance.
I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You're not really in your 20s if you aren't doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit
load more comments
(1 replies)
I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.
But can you read why kids like the sweet taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Can you elaborate om how you were "dumb in many ways" in your 20s?
Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.
Sounds to me like you weren't dumb, you were just doing a bunch of Shit trying to heal from a shitty hand dealt by life. Healing requires dumb shit I believe. Were you not doing your best by the people around you? That's what I would call dumb shit instead, if so, yeah.
But your comment shows a really stand-up side of you, so damn, congrats on becoming this person after all.
This may be a controversial hot take but I don't think that's very good parenting.
Not OC but it's always retrospective. I am 38 and look back at my 20s and reflect on mistakes. Caring too much about how I was perceived, not caring enough about how I perceived myself. Not being honest with myself. Fortunately years and increased responsibility put into perspective the important versus the unimportant. I focus in things that make me happy, make my family happy. I focus less on doing things just because other people are doing them. I did a lot of stuff I didn't want to do in my 20s because of where I was at in life.
And hey, not everyone's dumb in their 20s. And if you're in your 20s, there's no point in reflecting on it. You are where you are, you do what you do, your life will end up wherever it ends up.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(4 replies)
introduce him to your mum
It's time for a switcharoo
Because I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moooooms! 🎶
load more comments
(3 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape
You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.
load more comments
(10 replies)
And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.
Be glad that's not even something sexual.
I've seen this on Pornhub
Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.
You have to act like the father figure, and best to do it in a way he can't turn down.
So pay his fucking college bills, dumbass!
Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.
Haven't had a problem with it. Life's expensive, I couldn't afford anything, but I still can't and I don't think I would've otherwise.
I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn't know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.
Now I'm 35 and I'm older, wiser, better. And I'm now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.
I'd argue it's much more fun to figure out parenthood while you're young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you're older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.
load more comments
(3 replies)
Bright side is that they're out of the house by 45. Still though, I'd rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.
There is a pretty good chance they ain’t leaving the nest after high school. Wage stagnation, increased housing prices, limited junior job roles. People stay at home forever these days.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(4 replies)
Fuck her son to establish dominance.
Play catch with him
Make him buy You beer.
fuck them both?
Does the 21 year old need a father figure at that age? Is their biological or step-father not around? I don't see the need for the 21 year old to accept an 18 year old as a father figure since they're already an adult. Express personal boundaries but let them live their own life.
This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?
load more comments
(3 replies)
setup a play-date
Fuck his mom, louder
Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.
Cut him out of the will.
Here's my suggestion: find someone you won't have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Challenge him to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom
I'm sorry to inform you sir but that game is definitely called rock paper scissors
load more comments
(2 replies)
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that'll teach 'em...
view more: next ›