I'm a vegan btw
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!
Where does olive oil come from? Olives!
Where does baby oil come from? Uh... Oh no!
It's okay, they're third world babies
Oh that's fine then
Baby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
food grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
So I can chug it if im constipated?!
You don't have to be constipated!
Probably true, it was just a joke though.
I'm a real hoot at parties 🫥
nah, they filter out all the O Gs. out in Oakland. you think it's named for oaks, but it's the Oat clan and the add a d because Derek the goat is really cute. mash the t and the c together in the graffiti, like real bad keming and it looks like a k, remember the klan wasn't out here back in 1945 for exactly one month while we were drunk and high off our asses on oat Gs and remember we were a bunch of naive farm boys.
real bad keming
Under appreciated joke lol
It sounds like you are still drunk and/or high... and I for one am here for it!! 🍻
You want better phone service? DRINK MORE OAT MILK. It's just math.