Astronut

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Shunnnnsabitchs!!!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

The sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Dark side and Wish you were Here were always my main albums growing up but in my older years I listen to Echoes (Live at Pompeii) almost daily. It’s my daily zen song.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And second time and third time and thousands of times since 1973 when it came out! It’s the only album I’ve bought on 8-track, cassette, album, CD, and digitally throughout the years.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!

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