Dampyr

YouTube will expand its enforcement on gambling-related material to include digital goods with monetary value--such as in-game skins, cosmetics, and NFTs--if they are linked to non-Google-certified gambling sites or apps.

I may be ignorant on this, but what are Google-certified gambling sites or apps? Does it mean that if I pay money to Google I will be able to have violent/gambling content on the platform?

Or just to change the obnoxious adjective

"Zenni’s Anti-Facial Recognition Glasses are Eyewear for Our Dystopian Age"

Why does it remind me of this?

theoretically centre-left

That theoretically is doing heavy lifting there. At least economically and in the last decade

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