FiveDollarRimjobs

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Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs (8-3) at Green Bay Packers (5-6) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If the Packers win this game I'll get a giant tattoo of a block of cheese on my back

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (3-8) at Minnesota Vikings (6-5) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If the Bears win this game I'll name my first born son or daughter Justin Fields the Second

Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (8-3) at Los Angeles Chargers (4-6) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If the Chargers win this game I'll post a video of me doing a puppet show with my sex dolls

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (7-3) at Seattle Seahawks (6-4) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If Brock Purdy throws 3 or more touchdowns this game I'll buy everybody on here a glass of water at your favorite bar

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (3-5) at Buffalo Bills (5-4) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Where were you win the Bills died

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (1-7) at Chicago Bears (2-7) in c/nfl@nfl.community
[–] FiveDollarRimjobs@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If the Panthers win this game I'll give Frank Reich a big ol kiss between the cheeks