JustPlainDave

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like my odds would be better with the lottery.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a fictional film, I've seen it.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

What's funny is that you idiots have no idea how stupid you sound when you say this shit.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip -2 points 7 hours ago

The fact that you think it can only be one or the other is really fucking sad.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. You went to Florida and only ate fast food, didn't you?

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

The thing that makes French food good is their liberal use of butter.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

If you get the right one there's polonium in it.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 22 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I went to college rather late in life and was 36 when I started. Kids were stressing over the AI detecting programs. I suggested just writing their own papers. They looked at me like I'd said I came from Mars.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Aside from the added vodka, it's pretty much the same

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 23 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.

 

I have no cartilage, or at least an missing a good deal of cartilage in my left knee. Getting tired of the pain.

Edit: Thanks everyone for your responses!

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