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When you interview for a new position, remember to ask about French benefits.

I work for a children’s hospital (US). Was recently asked by our marketing team to give them a full listing of all pages on our site that reference the CDC because it’s very likely that we will be replacing all of those with other sources.

How do you know though? Maybe he did it quite ceremoniously just to be an asshole and rub it in?

Beans. Not corn, but beans.

I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.

Same - don't miss it at all.

Tips From a Shipwright

Well it’s not supposed to do that.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

I just learned of this one, but I heard the meaning is more akin to “damn”

I have no interest in snakes, but tell me more about your mechanical keyboard.

Nice detail that the magats can’t spell even when they’re speaking out loud.