I want a man who can put me in a death roll.
Rose_Thorne
joined 1 week ago
Who up strokin' their mole?
I reject your timeline, and substitute my own! Fuck you, project manager!
"So, when did you first notice this feeling, this emptiness?"
"Well, I was on my first adventure, had the party all together. We'd been on the road for a year when it happened...."
"It?"
"Well, the Paladin and the Warlock were arguing again... I stepped away because I don't like conflicts like that. The Cleric was standing up with the Paladin, the Rogue was getting ready to just slit all their throats, and then this... This voice from the sky said 'Rocks fall, everyone arguing dies'. I was the only one left..."
"Ah, yes, well, the basic Adventurers Guild insurance package doesn't cover Acts of the Elder God, Gee-Em. They get really angry when we try to fix things they did..."
Hard to believe its been two years, yet in ways it has felt like longer. Feels like a lot of shit has happened in just that short span of time in this little corner of the internet.
Aw hell no, that just means Pyramid Head just finished up. I ain't stickin' around and getting a Great Knife dropped through me.
Is there at least another stop nearby?
That's always extra shitty, though. There are some people who rely on public transport. That should be a priority to have up and running.
"It'll only take until the heat death of the universe for us to actually finish."
"Remember, kids, Sonic Sez paying your taxes is NO GOOD!"
Okay, then make it as catchy as Love Shack, you stupid bird.
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Just a friendly reminder to anyone who comes across an opossum and decides to be brave: Don't, unless you've been trained, call a rehabber or animal control if it looks like they're in need.
But if you're in a situation where you, for some reason, have to, do not grab or hold them by the tail. They use it for stabilization and extra grip. You might rarely see one who slipped and are hanging from the tail, but it's not a usual activity. It is extremely harsh on the tail and spine for them to be supported like that.
Cradle them as best you can while keeping a grip across the back of the neck, holding the head still. If they're comfortable enough to not be a bite risk, they may even wrap their tail around your arm!