SillyDude

I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

You're 30 and feel like you're just starting adult life? You needed to have 10 kids long ago so the few survivors can work the field before you pass in the couple years.

Must get the eye boogies

So the late 90s were peak civilization and its been downhill ever since.

Alone, but with cat

A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

Siemens everywhere

This is why I'll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don't force me into the gray pod then I'm going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

I'm drinking sangria at 8am in the middle of the desert. If society wants me back someone is going to have to be very nice to me. Fuck your robots, I need a hug :(

The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

I miss the old comics. They were so bad in a way I loved.

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania