drq

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[–] drq@mastodon.ml 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

@Honytawk Billions of flies can't be just wrong, can they.

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 2 points 5 months ago

@ThatWeirdGuy1001 That's because it's not only ingredients that are important but order, relation and interaction between them also is. Hypthetically, in terms of *elements*, in a closed system, the engine that has burned through its fuel is no different than a freshly fueled one. But the engine has reordered them in order to extract some energy. So they are not chemically the same, strictly speaking.

@TehBamski

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] drq@mastodon.ml 2 points 5 months ago

@asklemmy Not a prank, just a story. Back at the Uni, we had a hall in the building, and that was where all of the administration was sitting. This was also one of two spots students hung out during breaks.

In there, there was an "Internet kiosk". In practice, the damned thing was just a crappy WinXP PC with a touch screen and a metal keyboard. It was useless, actually, almost nobody ever touched it, because there were better alternatives in the computer class. The speakers were loud, though.

By default, it opened a browser with a Uni's website as a homepage.

I loved how amazingly useless it was. So It was my primary target.

We ran Doom on it, we replaced the browser with MS Paint (boosting the usefulness 100-fold), replaced the homepage (at this point the whole administration learned what the fox said and that Rick Astley was never gonna give them up by heart, because it was 2013 and Internet was still cool).

On a year 3 I had to stop, though, because the dean was after my blood.

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 2 points 5 months ago

@shuro Here's one more.

If you have a Unix-using friend who relies on the command history just a lil bit too much - like scrolling a dozen lines just to find an "ls" command, replace .bash_history file with a poem of your choosing with lines ordered backwards next time they forget to lock their session.

Don't forget to back up the old file, though.

@asklemmy

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 1 points 5 months ago

@shuro The thing is, if he cares so much about some stupid logo shield, he IS a fool, after all :D

@asklemmy

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 1 points 5 months ago

@shuro Wow, the first one is borderline unethical. I don't say I didn't like it, but I certainly wouldn't do that.

The second one, though, is all around great. Will I try it some time? I dunno, maybe? :D

@asklemmy

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

@shuro Ahh... I dunno, I think if a person cares about representing some automotive brand so much, they just deserve being mocked and made fun of.

Wonder if that guy learned a lesson.

@asklemmy

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 1 points 5 months ago

@wonderfox_dev Not bad, if lil bit morbid.

I *thought* to use mistranslations some time, but nah.

@asklemmy

[–] drq@mastodon.ml 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

@asklemmy Here's one more from me, also computer-related:

If you're in a non-English speaking country and your machines use layout switch function, add *one* more keyboard layout on every system you touch. Doesn't matter which one, but bonus points if it's as similar to ones present as possible, but different enough to matter - for example some letters are "switched". I used German, French and even Bulgarian.

Lock the session and watch the reaction.

You are welcome.

[–] drq@mastodon.ml -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

@hit_the_rails Poor guy. Hope you got your comeuppance and grew as a person, for this was both uncool and unsmart.

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