ductTapedWindow

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

Reddit is a vast network....

Damn do I love lemmie

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

I sometimes put on yesterday's dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

That's the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.

But to be fair every religious person I've ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It's as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

The way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won't be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won't own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 days ago

That was the point

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh you're looking to add black beans to your chili. That's a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You're on your way to making the best chili. Go you

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Reminds me, does this place do porn like Reddit?

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

His house isn't the problem... Expand your horizons

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Your average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who's getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are

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