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The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or "abort" a growing grass seed....

Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!

What are you doing step cave?

Isn't there like a toungue in cheek comment about that in the movie?

Tadaaaa!

Uncle Pedro?

Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

Yeah! So they all get scurvy.

I think it's also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.

It's more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it's pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.

Look dad! I'm a real toilet!