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small indestructible hut is too much of an advantage, no fair to T-Rex
PREMISE REJECTED
If DND has taught me anything, it's that there has to be some way to use the hut to kill the t rex.
D&D has taught me never give your players anything infinite, endless, or indestructible.
Step 1: lure t-rex to house
Step 2: keep your front door open, but go inside. Make him try to follow you, poking his head through the door.
Step 3: fucking stab his face from a safe distance, since the opening in the indestuctible house can never be forced wider he can never get further inside than is safe for you
Step 4: repeat as above over days until the t-rex has bled out. a ~25 cm knife could probably still cause injuries that sum up, even on a big ass dino.
I think the hardest part is getting into stabbing range when the angry head pokes through your door.
Shit and piss on the knife. Infect the wound and weaken the T-Rex
Except it's an animal, not a mindless monster. Unless you're its only possible food source, it will probably just avoid you after a couple of attempts and knife wounds. And if you are the only food source for it, you can just wait it out in the hut.
Knife, rope, throw