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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 90 points 3 days ago (8 children)

She didn't need the money that bad, anon. There are worse things in the world than being friends with a hot girl.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You mean being her brother?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

What if she gets stuck in the washer?

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