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Anon meets up with a girl in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

What if she gets stuck in the washer?

Best seat cushion for my mesh desk chair for working from home, for my poor bony butt bones, and my legs don't fall asleep? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

hands on.

Butt on.

Where do you get your car parts? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At the carparters.

We're living in a utopia... It's just not ours. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Now that americans elected a fascist as their leader is it ok to insult all americans? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Minimum 70%

Redemption steak in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

Insanity is pretending they're roast potatos just because you did it in an oven with duck fat instead of on the stovetop with peanut oil. I'm looking at Heston Blumenthal and others posting their recipes for "roast" potatos.

Redemption steak in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, the trick is to deep fry the potato.

Avocabirb in c/aww@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

WOW! You must be stinkin' RICH!

[OC] Another mountain in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is alrojt.

Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 74 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

26 October 2024 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's taking the snakes there.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck me.

... please?

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When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes. (feddit.nl)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop? (feddit.nl)
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