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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have a program to help you count sheep to fall asleep? Asking for a friend

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids these days want everything digital. Back in my day, we used to count sheep by hand, uphill both ways in the snowstorms!

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago

But do AI dream of digital sheep?

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