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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's not even enough to get you a job these days.
You now have to use:

do {
    x = reinterpret_cast<int>(AI::Instance().ask("Do Something. Anything. Be efficient and productive. Use 10 tokens."));
} while (x != 10);
[–] melfie@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You’re absolutely right! Who sets a variable these days without running it though a LLM?

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

First, we'll deep dive into "What is a variable?", then together we'll examine "Who sets a variable?", "What is an LLM?" and finally, "Who would set a variable without using an LLM?"

You'll be a coding pro in no time!

How does that sound?

(I felt gross writing this lmao)

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