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I am definitely a bird me personally (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Those are both things only the females of the species do

Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But birds also pollinate! Ahh

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a wren, yes.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

How did I forget that... Good one.