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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] lenniy@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Always thought soyboy is a way to condecendingly refer to a JavaScript developer. Because you know, beans.

Hard to stay on top of all the internet lingo.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

We have way worse terms for Javascript devs. I'm not allowed to say them though.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

What do beans have to do with JavaScript? I am familiar with Spring beans but that is Java, not JS.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I never know what to make of these posts like this because it seems like Anon is okay with laughing at themselves

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I moved to a rural area a few years back and there’s a lot of farms here. Thus, many of the people I’ve met are farmers or have worked on farms. After a year or so of asking people what they raise/grow on their farms it finally happened and I met someone who said they grew soybeans. I asked him if he was a soyboy and he was really not amused.

I’m pretty sure he saw it coming too, when he said soybeans I had to have a huge shit eating grin on my face. I was waiting for that day

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Soy milk sucks, it's probably the worst milk...

Banana milk is the best, followed by: macadamia, coconut, cashew, oat, rice, almond, flax, hemp, and then soy in last place.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.ml 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What are you basing any of this on? Sounds like simple opinion and no health facts.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 10 months ago

"X sucks" is typically an opinion, yes. I assume this one's about taste

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What kind of fuckin idiot thinks that soybeans have synthetic female hormones of a caliber that would feminize you or whatever.

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I know right. If it did, you can be sure trans women would know about it.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the youtuber Jake Tran. Ever since he made that in video about soy milk turning people into soyboys I unsubbed. I feel like he pumped out much better content maybe in his earlier days, but lately, I think it's conservative bs.

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Its amazing how common that is.

Its almost like they know their views are terrible and hide them until they have built up enough of an audience to get away with voicing said views...

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

How the fuck does this get posted all the time without anyone ever picking up on the fact that this workplace dynamic is obviously made up and anon is literally a 4chan kid who just changed the actors in his story from ''teacher' and "classmate" to 'boss' and 'coworker' so he wouldn't get banned on an 18+ imageboard.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

"feminism is bullying me"

lol what a self-own. Incels and antifeminists are stupid af. Give the patriarchy enough rope to hang itself

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