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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (10 children)

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice and then think that soy is affecting their hormones.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's completely wild that... Husbandry exists? That we eat other animals? That we rot liquid food to drink it? That we use bacteria to curdle milk?

Hot bean juice!

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm on your level. People get really weird about milk despite the fact that the majority of people consume animal flesh on a daily basis. Milk is way low on the weird food scale.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We've been eating animals a few million years longer than drinking their milk. (Lactose intolerance is far more common than generally thought.)

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not conservatives, regressives.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Definitionally identical

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Its not. There are real conservatives who vote democrat/independent and always have. Regressives are always wasteful and intrusive fanatics unlike a genuine conservative. They might not agree with someone but don't waste their time trying to shove their worldview down someones throat. Just like a lot of people claiming to be woke also do. Both groups are intolerant and annoying.

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[–] starman@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

So conservatives are not people, or I misinterpreted your comment?

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice

Yeah.

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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

The really funny thing about this is OP is egregiously wrong.

Soy doesn't contain estrogen, it contains phytoestrogen, which not only doesn't produce any estrogen-like side-effect, but actively prevents our bodies from taking and producing estrogenic hormones.

This is all very ironic, considering drinking ~~excessive~~ cows milk ~~leeches calcium out of our bones and~~ exposes us to a smorgasbord of hormones not designed for humans.

Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's phytoestrogen, dummy Anon.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All my dairy milk comes from bulls.

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pffffffffft

Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What kind of degen poops at a bar!?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Yep, that tracks.

[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (13 children)

It is a badge i would wear with honor, because soy is awesome and the myth is bullshit.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks bro, all the workout is paying of [ o ][ o ]

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

How to grow boobs (in Minecraft)

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you let your boss bully you into explaining what a soyboy is, you are in fact a soyboy

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

he brought it upon himself when he called a coworker soyboy first

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

See, what his coworkers did was good bullying. Anon learned something and also wasn't fired for whatever skeevy pseudosexual thing he was implying about his coworker, probably over politics. Winning hearts and minds, people.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Omg do they really believe that?

[–] Acemod@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

Haha soy is beans, therefore it's mega good for you. Beans are life

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

On that day, anon found out he really is a soyboy soyjack. Did he learn anything else? Nobody cares, only that soyboy won't manage to pull that on anyone at work.

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