It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice and then think that soy is affecting their hormones.
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It's completely wild that... Husbandry exists? That we eat other animals? That we rot liquid food to drink it? That we use bacteria to curdle milk?
Hot bean juice!
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It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice
Yeah.
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The really funny thing about this is OP is egregiously wrong.
Soy doesn't contain estrogen, it contains phytoestrogen, which not only doesn't produce any estrogen-like side-effect, but actively prevents our bodies from taking and producing estrogenic hormones.
This is all very ironic, considering drinking ~~excessive~~ cows milk ~~leeches calcium out of our bones and~~ exposes us to a smorgasbord of hormones not designed for humans.
Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.
If soy did do this, red states would be trying to regulate it so trans people couldn't buy it.
Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?
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It's phytoestrogen, dummy Anon.
Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.
All my dairy milk comes from bulls.
Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?
Pffffffffft
Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks
What kind of degen poops at a bar!?
The drunk kind
Yep, that tracks.
It is a badge i would wear with honor, because soy is awesome and the myth is bullshit.
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If you let your boss bully you into explaining what a soyboy is, you are in fact a soyboy
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Nut milk comes from male cows.
Tf is a male cow?
It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.
Haha soy is beans, therefore it's mega good for you. Beans are life
On that day, anon found out he really is a soyboy soyjack. Did he learn anything else? Nobody cares, only that soyboy won't manage to pull that on anyone at work.
Internet soyboy meets world.
The men are not impressed by what he tells them of what he has learned.
Always thought soyboy is a way to condecendingly refer to a JavaScript developer. Because you know, beans.
Hard to stay on top of all the internet lingo.
We have way worse terms for Javascript devs. I'm not allowed to say them though.
What do beans have to do with JavaScript? I am familiar with Spring beans but that is Java, not JS.
I never know what to make of these posts like this because it seems like Anon is okay with laughing at themselves
I moved to a rural area a few years back and there’s a lot of farms here. Thus, many of the people I’ve met are farmers or have worked on farms. After a year or so of asking people what they raise/grow on their farms it finally happened and I met someone who said they grew soybeans. I asked him if he was a soyboy and he was really not amused.
I’m pretty sure he saw it coming too, when he said soybeans I had to have a huge shit eating grin on my face. I was waiting for that day
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