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[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"without her wedding ring"

She sees the J.D Kirk writing on the wall

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

And the family first people are going to eat it up when he ditches her

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey now, Vance already has a restraining order, he isnt allowed within 200 feet of sofas, ottomans or Ikeas.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

¡¡¡ LOVING DAVENPORTS IS NOT BEING COUCHOPHILE !!!! ...it's called vintage-sofa phile 🫣 🛋️ 🤫 😍 🍆

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to see the reverse of this with couches photoshopped onto the black guys and jd on piper.

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Chesterfields?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe he has a secret couch in the dog(ging)house.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

He already changed his name, his religion, his politics, ignored all his law schooling, and now seems like changing his wife. He will do whatever it takes to take power

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is completely stupid. However, with optics being everything, I can't imagine she didn't have a single aid remind her to put it on, just in case she did forget. If she did, then it's completely intentional and might actually mean something.

Nobody is infallible. It's perfectly possible to miss a small detail. Though it does look suspicious

[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couch sleeping? Dudes probably getting more nookie on the couch than he’s had in years with Usha.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In*

It's with himself, but in the couch.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 30 points 1 month ago

Glad to see the Dems doing meaningful opposition finally 🙄

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

$5 she gets deported to South Sudan for Christmas lol

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well, I've seen in SP that spouses of the first ladies are getting it on, so ...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

SP?

Sicilian Pravda?
Sorbet Parlors?
Soft Porn?
Serbian Polemics?
Swiss Poetry?
Severe Pessimism?
Southern Persia?

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Salty Persimmons?
Spare Parts?
Significant Pasteurisation?
Salacious Pragmatism?
Seven Pills?
Settled Pieces?
Startled Poltergeist?
Scalded Privates?
Serendipitous Pimples?
Spelled Poorly?
Sour Plums?
Sexual Prowess?
Semitic Principles?
Santa’s Profile?
Sextet Polka?
Salmon Pendant?
Saucy Politics?
Schadenfreude Pig?
Smithsonian Pedestal?
Soggy Pants?
Small Penis?
Shouted Preamble?
Sorting Place?
Shifty Panda?
Spandex Poll?
Sentient Pentagram?
Silent Parable?
Stationary Pigeon?
Smelly Pugilist?
Shoddily Preened?
Starter’s Pistol?
Symbiotic Parasite?
Self-Preservation?
Synergy Pyramid?
Soot Pole?
Semblance Provider?
Scunthorpe Party?
Smashing Pumpkins?
Seaside Porgy?
Steely Pumpernickel?
Storage Purpose?
Seemingly Perfect?

We may never know

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I like you 😁

Smelly Pugilist?

That's probably the one. Unhygienic sluggers are such gossips!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)


- service provider
- story point
- security police
- socialist party
- Sao Paulo
- spontaneous potential
- species
- service pack
- stored procedure

Wait, why tf am I guessing, I know this, it's South Park.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wait, why tf am I guessing

Because it's fun 😁

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, Dems, yes. Let the savage knuckle dragging cowards feel it.

Edit: For the bleeding hearts who feel this is above them, remember where Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" led us.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When they go low, start hitting below the belt until they cry foul.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Bonus, if you're already punching them in the taint, they've just moved their teeth in your way now. Start kicking.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Rings don’t mean shit. This is nothing more than tabloid garbage.