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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.

A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.

Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -3 points 5 months ago (6 children)
[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

And so are you apparently?

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