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Anon sells girl scout cookies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plenty of people do though. When you're advertising a mystery box for $200, the average person won't be interested, but there are plenty of whales who just have to know what's in it.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps "nobody" is slight exaggeration. But I guarantee that more people would buy Girl Scout cookies for $5 than a mystery box for $200.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Sure. But OP doesn't care about absolute numbers, they just want to sell a dozen or two.