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master vs main (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Rename master to fuck

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • git rebase fuck
  • git checkout fuck
  • git checkout -b me
  • git diff fuck..me
[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

fuck this repository on pornhub!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Making sure nobody creates a Github mirror of your repo.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

But master is already kinky.