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-They have 6 months to prepare. This includes practice, learning the sport, and body transformations(getting the physique of a lineman, etc)

-They replace the worst NFL team from the year prior

-All positions must be filled

How do you think they'd do realistically? Could they win the superbowl on year 1? Who would play what positions?

Which NBA coach coaches them?

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[–] Dirty_Quesadilla@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My god, Will the season please start so we can finally be done with these shit posts?

[–] phd2k1@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

There will be shit posts during the season too.

[–] pptoosoft@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Non existent o-line would make then go winless

[–] HEEMZAGIN@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

bro you could gift them an entire all-pro O-line and they still go 0-17.

Who is the QB? RB? There are a few guys who could play TE and WR somewhat to standard and then you basically have nobody else

[–] pptoosoft@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah of course they'd suck at all the positions because they're basketball players. I only mentioned oline because that's the position they'd suck the most at haha.

[–] jusbolo2@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I think they'd go 0 and 17, even if they can build their bodies into the physique of a lineman, it's a different mentality to crash your body into another for 17 games.

[–] nikop@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

they'd get blown out by any d3 college team

[–] TokyoUmbrella@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

About as well as if you took NFL players and made an NBA team.

[–] InternalProgrammer34@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The NFL would cook the Rockets wyn

[–] Hibachi-Flamethrower@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Who in the NFL is guarding Sengun?

[–] BoopasaurusRex_____@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

QB 2/TE/Slot are all prime LeBrons

OL and DL are all healthy Zions

QB1 is Jokic

WR are a mix of prime MJs and Prime LeBrons

LB/FS/SS/CB are all prime MJs except for MLB which is a Prime LeBron

Punter/Kicker is Draymond

They go 0-17

[–] Archaeoptertrix@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Damn you got a cloning machine at your facility? All we got is a shitty weight room and an ice bath the players have to share. We have built some good team comraderie though, seems like the guys are having lots of sleepovers after practices.

[–] PonkMcSquiggles@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Could they win the superbowl in year 1?

There’s no way you actually think this is even remotely possible.

[–] Expert-Pollution8768@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

QB - De’Aaron Fox RB - Lu Dort WR1 - Cade Cunningham WR2 - Jaylen Brown WR3 - Amen Thompson TE - LeBron James O-Line - Collection of heaviest nba centers D-Line - More Centers OLBs - Jabari Smith, Jayson Tatum MLB - Draymond, Ben Simmons CBs - Fastest Guards Safeties - Grayson Allen and Talen Horton Tucker

This team is going 17-0

[–] leandra433@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I don’t think any NBA player would make a passable lineman, and you’d need like 100 players for a full football roster. I think you’d have way better luck finding the 15 tallest wide receivers/quarterbacks/tight ends in the NFL and making them a basketball team.

[–] FunnyIsLife@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Unless there’s another Charlie Ward out there, you could take a Super Bowl winning team and put the best NBA QB you can find in as their starter and you’re lucky to go 1-16.

There might be a handful of NBA players who could make an NFL roster in 6 months. I can’t believe I’ve taken the time to read and reply.

[–] Archaeoptertrix@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They would win the Super Bowl by three touchdowns.