"Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I'll see you in about 10 years."
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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One!
Of us!
Is wearing!
A push up bra!
"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."
[shoe squeaking intensifies]
WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!
I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!
Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.
🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!
Weeooweeeoo
Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!
I shall change my name to... Betty.
But... isn't Betty...a woman's name?
Does a power kick to the child's chest ..... yes he may return to his studies
Worf: .... these instructors are way too lenient
Tiger... Birdie...
Chosen one!
I'm coming!
"What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? ... My ass!!"
"Kick it"? (Rap beat starts playing)
I feel like I'm missing something. I don't understand anything going on in this thread.
Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It's a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.