CeruleanRuin

joined 1 year ago

That would be pretty stupid even for him, but nothing is off the table anymore, so fingers crossed.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 21 points 1 day ago

Satire is dead. I earnestly predict at least one more pick on this list proves actually true.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 22 points 1 day ago

Not even pretending to not be driven by cronyism.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'm old school. I felt it happen with Bush v Gore.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is fenced off on the grounds of the Royal Hospital in Chelsea, but some good aim with a small catapult could still get the job done.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 0 points 2 months ago

Bring back the stockade for shit like this.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It's clearly not your forte.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Happy workers stay longer and don't leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

Only a person who thinks on a single axis could possibly believe the two parties are the same in any meaningful way. Reality is more complex than that.

 
 

I don't know why I did this. I'm sorry.

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Sisko/Benny theory (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world to c/startrek@startrek.website
 

So we learn at the end that Sisko's birth was engineered by the Prophets, right? That he was always destined to be the Emissary because that's how it had to be, from the nonlinear perspective of the Prophets.

So what if they based him on a man from Earth centuries before (perhaps one of his father's ancestors)? He does say at one point that maybe God is trying to tell him to quit writing and go into the restaurant business, betraying a love for cooking, which maybe he passed on to his children - and maybe he passed this on to his descendants, one of whom moved to New Orleans and opened a Creole kitchen, which would stay in the family for many generations...

They chose this man because by some quirk he had genuine future-sight and saw forward into the life of Sisko because of their connection established by the Prophets - creating a self-sustaining loop.

Now of course that doesn't explain why all of the people in Benny's life are so similar to Sisko's people (or is it the other way around?), but maybe there's something there about celestial-temporal archetypes, or Benny is projecting those faces and personalities onto his coworkers because of his strange and exceptional mind.

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