Satire is dead. I earnestly predict at least one more pick on this list proves actually true.
CeruleanRuin
Not even pretending to not be driven by cronyism.
I'm old school. I felt it happen with Bush v Gore.
It is fenced off on the grounds of the Royal Hospital in Chelsea, but some good aim with a small catapult could still get the job done.
Bring back the stockade for shit like this.
Maybe it's time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It's clearly not your forte.
This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.
Happy workers stay longer and don't leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.
Only a person who thinks on a single axis could possibly believe the two parties are the same in any meaningful way. Reality is more complex than that.
That would be pretty stupid even for him, but nothing is off the table anymore, so fingers crossed.